Tuesday, 5 June 2007

Escape from Big Blogger

Last night the Aunt and I were sitting outside the Hairy Canary - she on the phone to her mother and me trying not to worry about the fact that we had to have full fat tonic with our gins. I always request slimline and they never have it and obviously don't see any point in getting any in. Anyway, I was sitting there minding my own business when I saw a vision. The Spanish Goth was legging it across the zebra crossing!

Now - I happen to know that he is currently incarcerated in the Big Blogger house so the only way I can explain what I saw is to summise that he has perfected the art of astral projection. Something that I have been trying to do deliberately since, at the age of fourteen, I had a very nasty root canal filling and was given laughing gas of some kind in order to keep me in the chair. The gas had the effect, not only of taking away the pain, but allowing me to leave my body and come and stand behind the dentist to watch while he continued with the torture. At the time it seemed perfectly natural and I watched him drilling and filling and when I was sure that he had finished I slipped back into my body and giggled my way home.I have since tried to do this at will but even with the aid of certain mind altering substances have never been able to repeat the experience.

Or is there another explanation for this goth sighting?

6 comments:

The Aunt said...

Nope. The Goth was OOBing. It's of his ilk.

MKWM said...

The Goth, currently incarcerated?! I spoke to him briefly yesterday, in the very same Schuman area, or should I say the "Showman" area? If you saw a vision, then I must have been dreaming...

Scouse Doris said...

Oh dear and I was sooooo impressed. I really wanted to get his tips on OOBing as Aunty calls it.

Are you trying to tell me that Big Blogger is not real!

SpanishGoth said...

Shit - didn't mention about my lookalike gang then did I? Effectively, it's like the Rocky Horror thing where people dress up to look like me. They have been spotted as far afield as Portugal apparently.....

Scouse Doris said...

Well I suppose it is all designed to keep us guessing which is not a bad thing

JolietJake said...

explanation for the Goth sighting??? I'd be happy to get rid of the f*cker once in while, I daresay he'd say the same back